Times have changed,
時代不一樣囉
And we&9ve often rewound the clock,
讓我們倒轉時鐘
Since the Puritans got a shock,
回到當年清教徒登上普利茅斯岩
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
遙想他們是如此的驚訝
If today,
要是是在今天
Any shock they should try to stem,
可能要等到
&9Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
普利茅斯岩降落在他們身上
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
才會嚇到他們
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
在過去的日子裡
Was looked on as something shocking,
長統襪總是引人注目
But now, God knows,
但是現在天曉得
Anything Goes.
凡事皆可
Good authors too who once knew better words,
大文豪曾經要有深厚的文學底子
Now only use four letter words Writing prose,
現在只要四個字就能寫篇文章
Anything Goes.
凡事皆可

The world has gone mad today
世界已經瘋囉
And good&9s bad today,
好的變成壞的
And black&9s white today,
黑的變成白的
And day&9s night today,
白天變成晚上
When most guys today That women prize today
最受女人們喜愛的男人
Are just silly gigolos
只不過是些蠢蛋
And though I&9m not a great romancer
雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事
I know that I&9m bound to answer
但我知道有人求婚時
When you propose,
我一定會回應
Anything goes
凡事皆可

When grandmama whose age is eighty
那個八十歲的老奶奶
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo&9s,
來到夜總會和小夥子打情賣俏
Anything Goes.
凡事皆可
When mothers pack and leave poor father
媽媽們收拾行李離開沒出息的爸爸
Because they decide they&9d rather be tennis pros,
只因為她們要成為職業網球選手
Anything Goes.
凡事皆可
If driving fast cars you like,
如果你愛開快車
If low bars you like,
如果你愛翻單槓
If old hymns you like,
如果你愛老派的讚美詩
If bare limbs you like,
如果你愛裸露四肢
If Mae West you like
如果你愛性感女神梅蕙絲
Or me undressed you like,
或是你想我將全身衣物脫下
Why, nobody will oppose!
有何不可 沒人會反對
When every night, The set that&9s smart is
每天晚上 那些聰明人闖入工作室
Intruding in nudist parties in studios,
一起加入裸體主義的派對
Anything Goes.
凡事皆可

The world has gone mad today
世界已經瘋囉
And good&9s bad today,
好的變成壞的
And black&9s white today,
黑的變成白的
And day&9s night today,
白天變成晚上
When most guys today That women prize today
最受女人們喜愛的男人
Are just silly gigolos
只不過是些蠢蛋
And though I&9m not a great romancer
雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事
I know that I&9m bound to answer
但我知道有人求婚時
When you propose,
我一定會回應
Anything goes
凡事皆可

If saying your prayer you like
如果你愛祈禱
If green pear you like
如果你愛西洋梨
If old chairs you like
如果你愛老式椅
If back stairs you like
如果你愛屋後樓梯
If love affairs you like
如果你愛談戀愛
With young bears you like
如果你愛和小熊一起
Why, nobody will oppose!
有何不可 沒人會反對
And though I&9m not a great romancer
雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事
I know that I&9m bound to answer
但我知道有人求婚時
When you propose,
我一定會回應
Anything goes
凡事皆可
Anything goes
凡事皆可