That moment the first few flakes start falling
Is the moment before I burst into tears
Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping
Humph!
And the thought of it all just stresses me out
Woah, it's me
Woah, it's me

Would she kinda like this canary yellow?
Or did she already own way too many scarves?
I could get her a backpack and something to carry
But this is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart
Woah, it's me
Woah, it's me
I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift but I haven't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you so I'll give you my heart
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you and I'm ready to say
Bah Humbug!
Bah bah bah bah bah
Bah Humbug!
Bah bah bah bah bah
I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden
But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing?
I don't even know
Well how 'bout a bike or like a ukulele?
But how 'bout I jump out the window?
Yeah but how 'bout I jump out the window?
Singing "joy to the world" face down in the snow!
I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift but I haven't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you so I'll give you my heart
I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you and I'm ready to say
I'll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree
Cause the best gift I can give you is this heart inside of me!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift but I ain't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you so I' ll give you my heart (Here's my heart)
I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again, but all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you and I'm bout ready to say
Bah Humbug!
Sorry for the handles!
Bah Humbug!
Sorry for the Yankee candles!
Bah Humbug!
Sorry for all this useless junk!
The best gift I have to give is my love