Let me tell ya&9ll what it&9s like
Being male, middle class and white
It&9s a bitch, if you don&9t believe
Listen up to my new cd
Sham on

I got shit running through my brain
So intense that I can&9t explain
All alone in my white boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

I&9m rocking the suburbs
Just like michael jackson did
I&9m rocking the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I&9m rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

I&9m pissed off but I&9m too polite
When people break in the mcdonalds line
Mom and dad you made me so uptight
I&9m gonna cuss on the mic tonight
I don&9t know how much I can take
Girl give me something I can break

I&9m rocking the suburbs
Just like quiet riot did
I&9m rocking the suburbs
Except that they were talented
I&9m rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

In a haze these days
I pull up to the stoplight
I can feel that something&9s not right
I can feel that someone&9s blasting me
With hate and bass
Sending dirty vibes my way
Cause my great great great great grandad
Made someone&9s great great great great grandaddy slaves
It wasn&9t my idea
It wasn&9t my idea
It never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some preparation h

Ya&9ll don&9t know what it&9s like
Being male, middle class and white
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
Fuck

Just like jon bon jovi did
I&9m rocking the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I&9m rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks these days
I&9m rocking the suburbs
You&9d better look out because I&9m gonna say fuck